3rd grade
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
beep beep bitches the fucking mayflower is comin through
back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto
we about to kill all y’all
give us your corn
give us your land
give us your butts
(Source: wurmpl)
Cover: The Mark of Athena
Percy….Jason what the fuck are you doing?
WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING?!IT’S THE COVER OMG WHY ISN’T THIS OUT YET
goodness, my sister showed me PJATO after the 3rd one came out, and I read all of those and now these too. Haven’t got into that other series, though.
BUT OMG COVER. When does this come out?
NO WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING NO
but you get it wrong.
So you start typing like this…
(Source: justbeencumberbatched)
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